My Healer System Won’t Save You
READING AGE 4+
Everyone knows the Healer class is supposed to sit in the back, spam heals, and pray the tank doesn’t get one-shot.
…Except my system’s broken.
When I logged into the world of Eidolon Nexus, I didn’t get the holy light of healing.
I got a bug. A cursed passive that turns every heal into damage.
[Heal Party] becomes [Wipe Party]. [Heal] becomes [Inflict Trauma].
Yeah. I’m basically a cleric of mass destruction... against my own allies.
Now, instead of being kicked out during the tutorial, I’m stuck with a desperate party who insists on keeping me around because my “heals” accidentally delete monsters faster than their DPS can keep up.
Between tutorial bosses going off-script, glitchy system messages, and dungeons that weren’t designed for my bugged skillset, one thing’s clear:
If the devs didn’t code a way for a Healer to beat the game…
Then I’ll just have to patch it myself.
Unfold
Kaien woke to the sound of rain.
That was the first strange thing.
Dungeons didn’t have weather unless it was scripted, and Hollowfang Burrows definitely didn’t do gentle rainfall. It was always damp, always echoing—but rain implied a sky.
He opened his eyes.
Stone ceiling. Cracked. Familiar.
“…Okay,” he m……
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