Shadow Atomic

My Healer System Won’t Save You

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Everyone knows the Healer class is supposed to sit in the back, spam heals, and pray the tank doesn’t get one-shot. …Except my system’s broken. When I logged into the world of Eidolon Nexus, I didn’t get the holy light of healing. I got a bug. A cursed passive that turns every heal into damage. [Heal Party] becomes [Wipe Party]. [Heal] becomes [Inflict Trauma]. Yeah. I’m basically a cleric of mass destruction... against my own allies. Now, instead of being kicked out during the tutorial, I’m stuck with a desperate party who insists on keeping me around because my “heals” accidentally delete monsters faster than their DPS can keep up. Between tutorial bosses going off-script, glitchy system messages, and dungeons that weren’t designed for my bugged skillset, one thing’s clear: If the devs didn’t code a way for a Healer to beat the game… Then I’ll just have to patch it myself.

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